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I was doing some thinking today. But I didn't enjoy it very much,
so I decided to write this introduction instead. It seems as though every time I turn, well, I get dizzy. So I stopped doing
that. Now I only walk straight forward and backward and it has made my life much simpler and my annoying neighbors are starting
to whine about the holes in their houses. But when it starts to get me down I remember the story about the tortoise and his
hair. If I recall, the tortoise had hair that grew very quickly. For some reason this was a problem. The tortoise eventually
triumphed by beating his hair with his flipper. Now you might say that tortoises (torti to be proper) do not have flippers.
But if that's true, how could they fly? Or you might say that torti do indeed have flippers-I'm not really doing a lot of
research for this part-in which case, shut up. And this brings me to my main point: I've been speanding far too much time
alone in my house since I became a writer. My friends told me that the insolation, combinded with my newfound prosperity,
would have a negative impact on my mental state. So I paid a guy to kill them. I'm kidding...I don't have friends. At
least not good ones. But if you'd like to be my friend-and Lord knows thats a hot ticket-you can do that by joining megaera's
new ruling class. As you might already know, when Megaera conquers the planet and becomes supreme ruler, everyone who subscribes
to the free Megaera newsletter will form the new ruling class and have complete dominion over everyone else. The others (we
call them induhviduals) will be our domestic servants. Don't let that happen to you. The Megaera newsletter is free and its
published approximately "whenever I feel like it"
And ACTUALLY, to be honest...I HAVE made a newsletter but won't waste my time printing it out if NO ONE wants to fucking READ
it. Cause otherwise I'd be DOING it for no REASON. So if you REALLY WANT to read MY newsletter then send me an EMAIL or give
me a CALL if you have MY number and ask for it. I can EMAIL it to you or I can PRINT it out. So yeh..................................
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